Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Water Park

Hi mere mortals Max here.
Sorry its been a while since OSL pulled his finger out and did my blog as well.
He says that he forgot to replace the keyboard today......not Mums favourite person. That, and he is clearing off to play golf again in the morning.
OSL and Leanne took me to Kingsbury Water Park today......well they took their cameras, and I went along and made sure they paid attention to me as well.
They took me in that nasty noisy bumpy sports car. OSL only uses it when Mum doesn't come, because she nags him to slow down all the time.
She wasn't there, so I did it instead.
I think OSL has a thing for birds.......the water feathered variety of course

This is a  picture of yours truly....what a handsome beast...waiting while they take photos of an upside down swan.......bum fetish????

Now this is me losing my patience

Anyway OSL took loads more pics that he is going to post on his blog.....if the keyboard doesn't go out of the window first.
I slept in the footwell on the way back. It was way to dangerous to look where I was going

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Castles and Pheasants

Hi Max fans. OSL sends his apologies for his lack of posts lately. He's been busy getting his car through the MOT. I have had to squeeze into his other toy with Mum. Not very dignified for someone as important as me.

Thought he would have grown out of that by now......calls me a puppy!!!

Been down to the back of Kenilworth Castle the last couple of days, so OSL can use his camera.
Yesterday Auntie Leanne came with her camera as well..... Longest 3 miles I have had yet.

They spent 10 mins clicking this funny looking bird. Thing is, who was watching who?

The fields at the back of the Castle are called The Pleasants. It was flooded in the old days and was full of boats.........not like this one though. But isn't this supposed to be water?

I'm apparently in disgrace tonight. I went down the lane with mum today to see her friend for coffee.
They had coffee and I had her new photo album.....oops

Want to see my fierce face


OSL wants to show of some of his pics again, so I suppose I'll have to say goodnight.

He says he's a flower expert. The first ones a white flower, and the second one is a pink flower

Are you bored yet, hang on while I eat some of mums sewing. It might stop him showing any more.
No didn't work

I know what will.  .....that's better....blimey even I can't stand that. At least they will have to take me out again now. Night night girls

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Ducks and Half Term holidays

Its half term holidays again. OSL says that the teachers had all summer off, and guess what....they're off again. Not that he's got anything against teachers. Its just that everywhere you go you have to put up with women drivers, bored kids and pushchairs.
Me, they think I love kids. The truth is.............I'll keep them guessing.
They took me and Ella to Ryton Pools today. Lots of ducks playing hide and seek and fighting over stale bread. Strange creatures. Guess what, loads of kids, pushchairs and bored dogs.
Anyway I enjoyed myself when mum let me off my lead.....I only wanted to play with the kids not eat them!!
OSL took some pics of the feathered things....have a look at them

These Coots have a really funny bark

This one is a Moor-hen....he says

This ones headless.....really odd

Nice here isn't it. OSL says that there is no fish in there. But if there was they wouldn't call it fishing, it would be catching.

Anyway here we go, the inevitable pics of Ella and mum


                                     Hello I'm here remember...........oh there I am

                                             You know what they say....a

                                                                between 2 thorns......

                                                                         Bye for now

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Granddaughter Ella and OSLs new camera

                                      Help....its half term again. 5 days without peace.
                                      Today little Ella came for a walk along the old railway line.
                                       OSL has a new camera and was anxious to show off

                                       This is Ella Mae.........5 going on 15yrs....what a poser

This is me....14 weeks old and getting a real handful. Well that's what they say about me. I think
I'm lovely, just a little boisterous.

I love walking down here every morning. I used to get to run on the field next door until the farmer let the cows in. I just love that brown stuff that the cows leave on the floor. OSL and mum don't agree. They say it makes me smell like sh**.....what's that?

OSL wants to show off some of his first pics with the new camera. What a cheek, on my blog

                                                         Bye for now......love Max

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Sunday afternoon Romp

Hey Max fans....I'm back. OSL sends his apologies, he says that things have been a bit hectic lately.
But here we are at last. Things have changed so much. Mum says that I'm no longer a puppy but the devil in a fur coat............nah....well I'm working on it.

Went for a long walk today with my new eldest sister Leanne and her partner Gary. He's from up north you know. No honestly he's not like the rest of them....don't mean it really

I got to beat up OSL on the walk today

                                           He tried to photograph me without asking first

                                                                  Fierce arn't I

This is Blackdown Mill. OSL says that this is the earliest Power Station on anyones blogs....whats he talking about

Got to mock some more swans today on the river running through Ashow village.
Bunch of cowards, they wouldn't come out of the water and fight.

Do you think my bum looks big.....now now girls calm down.
About this time Mum started to get really tired. she's a diabetic you know. I think we walked her too far.

Do you like the picture of a rose that my Mum took

Anyway bye for now, Mum and OSL said have a nice week

Thursday, 6 October 2011

'Holy Cows'

Hi Max readers. I had several new experiences today. This one involved finding out where those cow pats that I love so much came from. How can anything that big be so stupid. They walked the full length of the field just to see me eating their poo.            ........wow!!!

This field is across the road from our house. Its where I get to run every day. Unless its wet. I hate to get my feet wet.

                                           Look how cold it was today. Mum has her coat on

Mum says I'm growing up today. I learnt that when I sniff lamp posts my back leg flicks up in the air, and I stand there on 3 legs.....most strange. I've also been using the cushion from my bed to practice what I'm going to do with my first girlfriend when I get older. I've also leant that no matter how hard you shake and savage slippers, they don't fight back.
                                                      Isn't growing up confusing

Tuesday, 4 October 2011


Today I got to walk around the lake at the Golf Club at Barston Lakes where OSL hides for 4 hours and pretends to play golf everytime him and mum have words. Nah only joking.

I got to chase some ducks and then got chased back by a very nasty large swan with babies.

                                                      Now how can I get in there

I thought it was hiding its head from me. Wrong just playing dead before it attacked. In fact OSL blamed me for getting the shot out of focus when I hid behind him

                                                               These are babies??????

                       Mum took these flower pics and wanted to show them off.....so here they are

                                              Oh well another tiring day, time for a nap.

                                 OH I nearly forgot........a power station...........what's that?